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A coffee table book of absurdities, idiocies, truths and observations dedicated to all the lunatics and the risk takers out there. This one’s for you.

Here it comes: the cold, hard truth about motherhood. Well, make that the truth according to first time author Renee Burose Squires. She doesn’t hold back about the fear and anxiety she experiences as the parent of a teenage daughter and a primary school-age son. Could it be that Squires failed to pay close attention to the duties and responsibilities on the parental application: tons of dedication, hardly any days off, and a life-long commitment ? Perhaps she is simply not cut out for the job. Oh well, it’s too late to turn back now. Follow along, if you dare, as she recounts some of the memorable moments of raising her two children. Through it all, she maintains her sanity with a wick ...

This story was inspired by my first encounter with a Dung Beetle found at the Quabbin Reservoir State Park in Belchertown, Massachusetts. I saw a Beetle rolling a dirt ball backwards along the side of the road. Later, I found out that it was a Dung Beetle rolling a poop ball backwards, not a dirt ball. I needed to find out why. That was the year 2013. I dedicate this book to all Dung Beetles and Dung Beetle lovers.

“MurMurings” are illustrated jokes, one-liners, and non-sequiturs reflective of my quirky views and observations of the world around me. My first draft included sequiturs, but they were later deleted and used to keep my dining room table level. But wait – there’s more! The “MurMurings” book is sub-titled “Funny Tales of Terror and Other Desperate Cries for Help.” The nine “Funny Tales of Terror”, which appear after every few pages of “MurMurings”, are hilarious (and true) short stories about frightening or tense events from my life. MurMurings is meant for people of all ages. Except newborns. They can teethe on a stale bagel. The Funny Tales of Terror include: My First C ...

John J. Questore is an Eagle Scout with over 40 years Scouting experience. Join him on some of his most interesting excursions. Sometimes funny, sometimes thought provoking and sometimes just plain - what?! But as they say, "What happens at camp, doesn't always stay at camp."

ON BEING METAFISHICAL is a collection of nautical aphorisms gathered by Jeff Goldfish and beautifully illustrated by Mahri Swan. Clever, witty and inspirational ON BEING METAFISHICAL resonates with the young and the old, from groms to masters. Dive in, ON BEING METAFISHICAL is fun and refreshing.

Pieces of Me is a collection of humorous and insightful short stories covering such topics as childhood, adulthood, parenthood, love, religion, and a wisdom gained from his life of learning the hard way. Mr. Harding provides his unique sense of humor to experiences that many readers can identify with and relate to. This book is simply written and simply funny; worthy of being read again and again.

POKEY THE PENGUIN VOL 1! The original! The very first! This book contains adventures 1-50. It is durable and of fine construction, and it is the 1st volume in the Collected Works of Pokey the Penguin. This book will you, and you will likely give it to your children some day.

POKEY THE PENGUIN VOL 2! This book contains adventures 51-100. It is durable and of fine construction, and it is the 2th volume in the Collected Works of Pokey the Penguin. This book will delight you to the bones.

POKEY THE PENGUIN VOL 3! This book contains adventures 101-150. It is durable and of fine construction, and it is the 3rd volume in the Collected Works of Pokey the Penguin. You will experience hours of sheer, unadulterated joy in the possession of this book.